"When Stanley came to a set of 2 open doors, he entered the door on his left." With the release of The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe Edition, I decided to finally complete a longstanding project of mine, namely decompiling the maps from The Stanley Parable and cobbling them together into a CSGO hostage map. As the original game was based in the Portal 2 engine branch and made extensive use of impossible portal-based geometry, the layout of the office was substantially altered in certain places. I've tried to remain reasonably true to the original game's layout, with only two major modifications to facilitate gameplay and geometry (connecting the monitor room to the staircase and connecting the employee lounge to a decorative corridor before the choice doors). Bots will not work with this map. Timings will not work. Many of the props feature attrocious physics clipping and WILL block bullets. Stairs remain unclipped. This is not intended to be a competitive map; I only hope that you have as much fun playing as I did creating this.